finn

A hardworking, silent dude living in one of the coldest countries in the world, Finland. The prural form is "finns". They produce the best mobile phones and the best music in the world and have problems with heavy consumption of alcohol. Male finns are usually very masculine and intelligent, while female finns are pretty and very independent. One of the few European folks were most of the men (over 80%) enter the army, so they are pretty much responsible of the defence of Scandinavia, because Swedes rather pack the fudge than defend their country.

-I have a date with a finn today.
-Really? I bet she is ugly. They all are.
-How do you know that? How many finns have you seen?
-None, but since I'm a jealous Swede, I just think they are all ugly.

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