The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.

Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.

Greg: Awsome!

Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.

Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.