Ramadanning

To take part in the fast of Ramadan in the Muslim faith.

Amir: Do you want to go for lunch?
Fatima: No thanks, I am ramadanning.

Kevin: How long do you have to fast for Ramadan?
Tahir: Don't ask me. I stopped ramadanning as a kid. Let's go get a hamburger. I know a great place that serves halal meat.

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Putt bunny

an off shoot from canadian slang for puck bunny. a woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking one of the players.

Having gang-banged a PGA player and his caddy, Tammy earner the label "putt bunny"

Anyone that has had sex with Tiger Woods is a Putt Bunny

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shot bum

The seat behind the driver in the car. The seat beside the driver is shotgun. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.

Bif- "Shotgun."

Skippy - "Dude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."

Bif - Okay, I want shot bum then because Kelly has the seat all the way forward.

Matt - I guess that means I get cobain

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status worthy

An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.

Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.

Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse

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locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.

Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig

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ambidriverous

The ability to drive on both sides of the road in cars with left or right hand steering.

Eric can drive in both London, England and in New York, USA. He is ambidriverous.

Lara: Do you think we can rent a car on our trip to Australia. They drive on the other side of the road.

Kevin: Sure we can. I am ambidriverous

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shartuice

The liquid in a shart that stains your underwear. A combination of shart and juice - pronounced similar to chartruese

That shart almost leaked through my underwear because there was so much shartuice.

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