Rex Uranus

A fictional 1970's porn star with a Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.

Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"

Hung like a clown

To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.

Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"

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Pulled a Hitler

Golfing term. It applies to golfer who finds his ball in a sand trap, or bunker and it takes them 2 swings of the club to escape the sand trap or bunker. Like Adolph, they needed 2 shots in the bunker.

Me: "Dude, Ben really shanked that ball... Then he totally pulled a Hitler"
Pete: "Do you mean..."
Me: "Yes!!! Two shots in the bunker... whatta doof"