Cliff

1.) (noun)

An ancient German name meaning “the sound of a horses hooves on pavement” (E.g.: Kliff Kloff)

Men of this namesake tend to be highly intelligent, hard working, funny, and extremely good looking.

Cliffs always have many glowing attributes, however they are commonly born with the inability to spot a shit tosser. This can cause them stress throughout life, as they are constantly under the threat of being in the blast zone.

You can typically find a Cliff watching the movie White Squall, or in their backyard practicing karate kicks and yelling “Yee-Haw Mother F-ckers!”

If you have seen or know a Cliff, consider yourself very lucky. If you can call a Cliff your friend, consider yourself even luckier.

2. (noun)

A dangerous place to walk blind-folded.

That dude is top notch. He must be a Cliff.