slamming ham

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.

I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.

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scotbag

The prefix derives from the name of Scotland, where guys wear skirts and play faggy, annoying bagpipes. Use in place of the word queer, gay, fag, or any slur for a homosexual when being used before the word bag to insult a friend.

You're being a scotbag tonight.

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rusty dunk

Act of sticking ones finger in ones rectum, at minimum two knuckles:
proceeding to dunk or stir said finger in the drink of an aquaintance.
Can be used on friends, enemies, or even family as well.

That fat ass doesn't know i rusty dunked his cloudy limon earlier at the bar.

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oatmeal muncher

Dirty hippie, most-likely lives around other dirty hippies somewhere in Colorado.

Did you see those oatmeal munchers at the political march.

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