Vergazo

Spanish for dick slap. Derived from the word "verga", which means dick, and the suffix "azo," which means to strike with. Especially funny because you can say it to girls who dont understand spanish, and tell them you actually said something sweet.

Oye chica linda, voy a darte un vergazo
(trans: Hey pretty girl, I am going to dick slap you)

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pee orgasm

A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.

Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.

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skinnys

A term used for somlians aka somalis, founded in world war 2. Used now in ottawa.

Ned:"Sir i have located 10 skinnys near the base"
Shooter:"Blow them skinnys

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sexnerd

n. Not your typical nerd. An intellectual who reads for pleasure, and knows upwards of four languages. However, sexnerds are deceptively goodlooking, and posses hidden sex appeal. Look for high cheekbones and captivating eyes. Sexnerds are literary, but never pretentious. Usually comes with sexnerd glasses. Maybe even a British accent.

That sexnerd was hot with his psychology book and framed glasses.

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Lower Town

Lower Town aka LT used to describe the most ghetto in ottawa were they breed somalians, full with crak heads and hobos, dont forget the rats(allah).

Rey: "I live in LT"
Fred: "So your a somalian then"
Rey: "No....they live with me though"

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