Ultra-Moxie

A person who really puts themselves out to the world—no hiding their light under a bushel! Someone who finds opportunity and success easily using their natural talents and abilities.

Hey Cam has ultra-moxie after securing us free tickets and dinner for four of us at that new restaurant—and for free even!

Flyaway Fart

A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.

Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!

VeepHub

The husband of the Vice-President of the USA

Boy the VeepHub look like he's part of the whole political thang eh?

Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!

Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?

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changdangler

Tacky stuff hanging from the mirror of a car. Indicating a love of the culture of the far east. Usually obstructing the driver's vision--especially (hello Kitty) drex.

Johnny please make a hard right! Changdangler ahead!

Buried Treasure

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.

Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!

Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

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