Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!

Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?

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changdangler

Tacky stuff hanging from the mirror of a car. Indicating a love of the culture of the far east. Usually obstructing the driver's vision--especially (hello Kitty) drex.

Johnny please make a hard right! Changdangler ahead!

Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

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Funkacide

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.

Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!

Buried Treasure

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.

Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!

sexmate

A partner-in-sex. A mate distinctly only for sex. A fuck-buddy.

Sabrina: Why are you hitting on me you have a girlfriend asshole!
Me: Sabrina she's not my girlfriend! She's my sexmate!

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facebook friend stealer

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!

I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

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