blems

Another word for cigarettes

Come down shops with me so I can get sum blems.

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brrap!

Used mostly by people in the london area where the sound brrap! became known as a vocal representation of a gunshot.

(When the DJ puts a sick song on)
The Crowd: Brrap! Brrap! Badboy!

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drive some one up the wall

annoy or irritate some one

don' drive me up the wall, bastard

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persian

A hairy, sometimes intelligent person with an innate capability of finding bargains. There exist two types: those with money and those without money; and, each type can be recognized by the year of their mercedes or bmw--those with a car older than 10 years have little money, and those with a newer model are fairly well off. They may also be characterized by their religious impiety, and like Jews, constantly break the laws and moral dogma of the Koran by partying, drinking, having sex, and, most shamefully, dating.

--That car has four BMWs in the driveway!
--I know, they're Persian.

Or

--Jesus, that man has so much chest hair!
--I know, he's Persian.

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Bismillah

No, Bismillah does not mean God, it actually means God help me, or God give me strength.

*just heard Bush is re-elected* 'Ey Bismillah!'

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