Schnoob

A dependent, usually diminutive being. Often cute, but sometimes irritating, your typical "schnoob" is uncanny, enjoys knocking things over, and in the case of a "googly-schnoob", has googly eyes. There is also a rare breed of "Ginger-schnoob" that is known to be very dependent on it's elders. People tend to have a low tolerance for the presence of a schnoob, due to their tendency to linger (see linger-schnoob), but for the most part, they are a beloved race.

"Googly-schnoob!"

"Get out of here, Schnoob!"

"schnoobly-boob!"

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