dunkle

adj. From the German word for dark. A pet name used for your significant other.

Come here baby dunkle.

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moose

verb. To throw something at someone, ideally a stuffed moose toy. To be used only when the person does something really annoying.

Ugh I just wanted to moose him that time when he said...

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fallow

Adj. Originally a term that means fields that are not being use for crops. Current usage means unproductive.

She's going through a fallow period.

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friendbook

verb. A combination of friendster and facebook. Means to add someone to your friends on friendster or facebook that you haven't been in touch with for so long that you wonder if you are really still friends.

Did she really friendbook you??

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asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

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raybow

verb. pronounced like rainbow. Describes the process of trying to let a girl down gently by telling her that you think you might be either gay or considering the priesthood.

That girl was kind of scaring me, so I was forced to raybow her.

tingletoe

phrasal noun. Derived from the concept of tying a string around your finger to keep you from forgetting something.

I forgot my keys again. Man, have I got tingletoe!