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Brother of SNL star Horatio Sanz, Fellatio lives a less fortunate life as a half broke struggling gay porn star in mid-eastern Peru. He's best know for his starring role as Dirty Trousers in "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Seas" and he also served as a fluffer for the famous 70's midget porn star Clark McDouglason.
Have you seen "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Sea's" yet!? Fellatio Sanz is no Robert Wagner, but he still gets me through my latin class."
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A large, extremely moist, blood filled tampon. Usually found in bitch ass skank ho's who charge 5.50 and stand on the corner of Washington and East Brittania wondering why her kids hate her! That's right Mom, I said it! Get off the streets and get a real job, support the family! You wonder why Dad's leaving........Sorry.
I tried to fuck that skank-ho, but she left a red caped crusader in her cunt-hole.
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Right Winger for the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, but more commonly known as an act of drinking two beers at one time, also known as double-fisting....fisting, tee hee.
Damn, you should have seen Brandon last night. That idiot puked in my fish tank because he was pulling a Todd Bertuzzi all night.
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