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mt. lebanon

A middle class suburb of Pittsburgh whose residents are known for their capacity at self-parody and good humored Repoublicanism. While not as wealthy as adjacent Upper St. Clair nor old money Fox Chapel in the Pittsburgh north hills, Mt. Lebanon has established itself as a destination suburb for happy white people seeking to educate their children in a way that will allow them to later rebel against the values they'll later adopt for themselves. The community attracts a large number of attorneys, persons working in the print and broadcast media, doctors, accountants and, on the occasions that realtors don't get the message, the stray chiropractor slips in.

"I say, old fellow, where do you live?"
"By jove, I live in Mt. Lebanon. Jolly little town, don't you know."
"Well, come here and allow me to slap you with this pig's bladder filled with wine."
"Fair enough. I am from Mt. Lebanon and deserve it."

by Rhombus Caligula April 13, 2008

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