Sky Wizard

A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.

Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!

Me: Actually, that was the doctor...

Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!

Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.

Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!

Me: And that's why no one believes in him.

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