Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

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Fishtangle

A two dementional shape composed of a sideways triangle and water droplet shape to form the simple outline of a fish.

"What did you learn in geometry today?"
"We learnt how many sides a fishtangle has."