Rhys Lewis

A scrawny bastard that loves using daffodils as buttplugs and shagging sheep. He also got kicked off the rugby team for saying Abby King stinks like gonorrhoea

“I heard Rhys Lewis is a scrum half”
“Doesn’t surprise me, he is an absolute twat”

Dylan Enskat

The sort of person you would mistake for a tree.
A six foot five 15 year old who lives somewhere near London

“Ouch I just walked into fucking Dylan Enskat