Riverdale

Riverdale is a dark twist on the Archie Comics. It includes Betty, Archie, Jughead ❤️, and Veronica.

“Have you seen Betty and Jughead in the latest Riverdale episode?!”

“Omg yes some steamy action!”

Imlay City

A small town in the thumb region of Michigan that is famous for it many gas stations, pickles, and Mexicans. Surrounding Imlay City are vast fields of muck (or peat) farms, which the Latino people seem to be oddly attracted to. In town there is a surplus of exciting things to do, including and limited to; walking around in the local Kroger without purchasing any items, driving around with your date unsuccessfully looking for something to do, vandalizing property, join a hispanic gang, flirting with middle-schoolers at the local Pizza Machine, and smoking pot. Or that one weird kid that always smells like Ass (the donkey) and never washes his hair.

“I smell pickles and Ass....”
“That’s Imlay City for ya.”

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