Puffball

Bad breath

She was pretty cute until I started talking to her. She had a real puffball. Glad I didn’t kiss her. Almost knocked me off my feet.

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Cubscouter

Defecate without available toilet paper just squat and voila no muss no fuss on the sidewalls.

Roger: I have to take a crap but there are no outhouses on this trail.
Harvey: Take a cubscouter over by those bushes.

Chirp

Significant other always henpecking you about something or another.

Harvey: Gee, it’s hot out today. I think I’ll have another beer.
Gladys: How many is that today ?

Harvey: Why the chirping ? I cut the grass didn’t I ?