spicy gecko

It’s the exact same as a slippery gecko but your man has a condom on his sausage covered in chilly powder or hot sauce.

I love when my fella gives me spicy gecko but last night it was no fun because we ran out of hot stuff and had to use mild

Emmazing

The only word I can come up with to describe how amazing my girlfriend is. She’s simply the best.

Emma is Emmazing, there’s no other way to put it.