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A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed
This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)
By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself
Stay away from tigersharks in the wild
Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"
Sailor 2: "Where"
Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"
Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"
Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"
Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."
Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror
--MISSING PERSONS LOG--
JACK CLOVERFIELD
OSCAR WALSH
--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--
--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--
--LEAD--
SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY
--ASSUMED DEAD--
>yes moderators the names are made up
Fetish game turned SRP on a children's platform. What could go wrong?
Thunder Scientific consists of a few core gameplay features
1. Furry latex goo beasts
2. Wack departments
3. CIS (You're supposed to pipebomb CISCZ)
4. Arms dealers
5. The UN (spooky)
A short summary of each department in no specific order
U&M: Maidens
RSD: Tiger sharks ð
SD: crossfire
BWD: SD 2.0: electric boogaloo
BWC: Sharkwater
UN: spooky government man with a plan to kill
FBI/UIU: floating in the void
FP: couldn't be bothered to do their real dept job
AD: M134 giveaways
Medical department: how the fuck is MD even relevant they sit in TSCZ doing jackshit staring at injured TS and bugging combatives for escort
Ethics committee: Infraction dispensers // Stay away from them
CIS: Literally just furries. No other way to put it
Subdivisions I know of
SD |
CM: They either clutch up against 8 TS or die horribly to one TS with a bat. Also makes MD obsolete
Recon: bees | latex exterminator
JU: Rest in peace eight hundred pound gorillas
SO: sweaty try hard
All the other SD divisions
Removed/unused (man omega 0 concept was cool)
BWD divisions I know of
Corpsmen specialist platoon (combat medics for bwd I think)
SDO: Spas and a dream
CEG: One of these has a fire hat or something I don't know
Classified something-something: SO for BWD
BWC |
Contractors: They're either sharks or they're not very high ranking
CEO/Chairmen: They stand around in TSCZ
Wordlimit
Part 2 maybe
Kyle: Have you played the new thunder scientific corporation update yet?
Jared: Maidens are hot ð
Kyle: What the literal fuck is wrong with you
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Oppenheimer if he dropped beats instead of nuclear warheads
Jim: "Have you heard that new boppenheimer song?"
Mike: "Yeah that beat was the bomb"
The most degenerate shortform cancer known to man
Furry: "Have you read this on yiff?"
Me: "*Surrounded by thunder, with thunder also coursing through my veins* Your life is worth NOTHING. You should kill yourself NOW! You serve ZERO purpose. So how about you spare some of that precious atmosphere for a more deserving person?"
Furry: "*evaporates*"
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A video game character from the popular fetish game changed, taking on the appearance of a black anthropomorphic wolf with a mask akin to a skull. If you play on easy he will turn you into a goo furry
Kyle: "I just got transferred by puro"
Jared: "I hate that slimy ass motherfucker I wanna beat his ribcage in with a metal pipe"
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What happens when you introduce a furry fetish game to a children's platform? Thunder Scientific Corporation, TO, KP, and many more hidden "gems"
Transfur games can all be summarised along the same storyline
Let's dumb it down so a roblox player could understand. Apebrain explanation:
weapons, furries, latex and edgelords
welcome to the world of transfur combat games
how to play:
as someone who wants to keep their humanity:
get weapon
typically an epic bat, usually the same model across most games
go scavenge better weapon
bash furry brain
get grabbed (most cases)
mash space bar
step in latex
aw fuck
As goo latex lover:
find glue
snort glue
get covered in the leftovers of a sunday night bed party
become glue furry
grab people
transfur them (he said the thing!!!!)
get your ribcage bashed in
die
Loisgriffinepic2015: petah im getting grabbed by a goo furry im gonna die
pxtrgriff1984: lois im busy smoking a joint
loisgriffinepic2015: this transfur game sucks