Lava Ridge

The school that I went to when I saw my first true love, who didn't give a fuck about me. Jason was his name...

I went to Lava Ridge Elementary School when I fell in love...

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mooooseburg

a poor fat mans shot gun

i am going to get me a mooooburg

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sub gringo

Awesome band made by what they call, not a band but really just a big circle of friends and family that join in.

"I like my coffee in the morning" and "Baby takes her clothes of just for me"

plob

a pocket with a mop

i cleaned my floor with my plob

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lego lesbian

Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.

Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.

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quaiched

sore as fuck

After doing those weighted dips, my arms are quaiched.

She sucked me so long, my dick is quaiched.

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