Yegor

Yegor is an absolute god and genius perfect in every way.

Person: Holy shit is that a Yegor

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James

Someone who wishes that they could extended there spine so they could suck there own dick

Person 1: Hey is it just me or is James a little taller today?
Person 2: Yes he saved up his life savings to extend his spine so he could suck his on his dick

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