cal

To cal something is to overreact incredibly, or change your mind last second about major decisions when it suddenly interests you. Usually, you'll end up in a mess of drama if you cal something.

Hey Gook, you hear someone pulled a cal again?

Sheesh, it never ends does it? Once a week it feels like.

JPing

When you or a friend decide to randomly dump an immense amount of trauma or needlessly sad discussion into a good and perfectly happy moment. Usually most practiced to gain pity by catching people off guard and force discussion in their favor.

"You ever just think about that one time I suffered because of one role?"

"Dude what the fuck, I'm literally just eating a salad here, stop JPing."