feed the pony

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.

OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.

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one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection

shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan

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achinkachi

a chinese boy who has chiny eyes

the achinkachu immagrated to the U.S.

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Perv

When your mate normally fancies a night down the town .

Fancy a cheeky beer and a perv skid.

Yeah sweet skid legend , nice one