chalk line drunk

after a hard night of drinking you pass out on the ground like your dead and the police should draw a line around your body like at a crime scene

You partied so hard last night I found you chalk line drunk on the floor passed out like a victim of a drive by.

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green gifting

When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)

Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.

babybrees

when a man takes a baby to a public place, like the mall, to get noticed by women.

Frank, I saw Joe at the mall today babybrees'n with his 9 month old son. He had chicks patting the little mans head and kissing his cheeks. Bro, I gotta borrow my sisters baby and get my babybrees on.

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