Den fart

That one monstrous and disgusting fart you've been holding since the beginning of the day and has built up the most horrid smells, only to be let out all at once once you open the front door of your house.

Dad: HEY guess who's back from work? Just so you all know, the whole house is about to stink from my foul den fart I just let out!

99 Ranch

A place where you find the worst drivers and the scantiest bathrooms. People take up the whole aisle where you can't get passed. The shopping carts never roll straight and end up veering off to the side. People are very rude and disrespectful as they don't allow the ideal amount of personal space.

Homie 1: Yo homie, you ready to take your driving test at 99 Ranch?
Homie 2: Yeah cuh

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