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All of you know what rambo means, but you might not have heard it in its verb form:
Rambo (v.):
1. To go all out in some unreasonable, life-threatening effort to kill many people while screaming a fierce battle cry
2. To infiltrate a heavily-guarded area with complete stealth, taking down many enemies on the way
This verb is usually used in online computer games where the user has either killed many people or made a valiant effort to do so, resulting in spectacular death.
Man, I rambo'd in there and pwned like 10 terrorists with just my usp and knife!
Shit, this base is heavily guarded...we gotta rambo in there and take out as many as we can without being noticed.
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the only gay eskimo that's trying to watch his figure by ordering only four chicken mcnuggets instead of six while playing a one note song and eating a junior western bacon chee.
Jack Black is probably the most inspirational and talented fat singer/guitarist/actor I know (and trust me, I know plenty).
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Chuck Norris is tough, but Jack Bauer is tougher. Walker Texas Ranger never had to deal with Terrorist and get things done in 24 hoursâ¦.or did he? Anyway, Jack Bauer is tough, and he is the new man with the Random Facts.
1.If you wake up in the morning, itâs because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2.Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, heâd shoot Nina twice.
4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
5.Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
7.Jack Bauerâs favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
8. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
9.If Jack says âI just want to talk to him/herâ and that him/her is you⦠well amigo, youâre fucked.
10.Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
11.Jack Bauer doesnât miss. If he didnât hit you itâs because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12.If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You donât want to get 7 stars.
13.When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14.Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when heâs knocked out or temporarily killed.
15.If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesnât want to carry you.
16.Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesnât want to.
17.Jack Bauerâs gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack fucking Bauer.
18.Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
19.As a child, Jack Bauerâs first words were âThereâs no time!â
20.While being âput underâ in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
21.Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.
22.Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
23.Jack Bauerâs family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
24.Killing Jack Bauer doesnât make him dead. It just makes him angry.
25.Everytime Jack Bauer yells âNOW!â at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
26.If Jackâs starring at someone and his eye twitches, assume that person has less than 15 minutes to live.
27.When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
28.Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
29.David Spade always says âyesâ to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
30.Donât ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike barâ¦
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it's damn good beer!!!!
(from Chapelle's Show)
samuel jackson beer...it's damn good beer!
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