northern monkey

A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.

A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag"

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LGFP

Lets get fuckin pissed

What do you want to do tonight?
LGFP