The Gay Formula

The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.

"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."

5👍 1👎

oily piana

The act in which a 5%er with a 5:1 dick to ball ratio slides his flaccid, oily penis all over the dirtiest bench press in the gym.

Hey Joe, did you see that 5%er giving an oily piana to the sweatiest, dirtiest bench in the gym?

2👍 1👎