Alex

A manatee of a person, basically worthless and bloated. Floats around without meaning until the day when he/she will die.
Also can refer to a hunched, bearlike sissy who cant take a joke or punch. Likes to brag that he is better than everyone when he/she is really less than an asshair. You may also question their sexual preference and/or gender.

Damn, that guy is a total alex.

Did you see that alex?
Nah, man, I missed it.
Ok, thats probably for the best.

I'm pretty sure that alex over there is stalking me...

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Jeremy

This is a term to define a chubby/fat person that you may or may not like. Most people would like a jeremy because he is a pacifist who wouldn't hurt anything... except cows or other animals we eat often. Don't count on a jeremy though, their memory is very faulty... especially around food. Food will distract a jeremy from anything, and if you take his food, he will attack you against his pacifist will. So basically this is a term for a pretty happy retard.

1)Did you see that jeremy?
2)You mean that guy eating that cow?
1)Yeah...
2)Its not even...
1)...Dead yeah I know.

1)Man that jeremy was supposed to bring me those papers.
2)He probably saw a hamburger and forgot you exist for while.
1)I guess imma fire his retard ass.
2)Damn.

Did you hear? They have a shit ton of jeremys down at wal-mart.

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