sunday best

noun "Sunday best" describes the clothes some wear to church on Sunday. They're referred to as "best" because they're supposed to be your nice / dressy clothes.

Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep...
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around...

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secret santa

This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.

Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.

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touchin' tacos

when two females rub their hotboxes together with their legs in a scrissors-like formation!

> what r u doin'?
> watchin' a movie.
> are those two girls really touchin' tacos!?

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too big to fail

Excuse given by those supporting the wealthy establishment for why millions in taxpayer dollars should be given to large corporations to prevent them from defaulting.

Fake News made sure to drive the point home every few minutes that $10 billion needed to be given to Goldman Sachs because it is too big to fail (that is, so that their investors wouldn't take such a hard hit).

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the 'rona

colloquial version to describe the illness that causes covid-19.

carlos couldn't make it to the appointment because he caught the 'rona.

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pic six

in american football: returning an interception for a touchdown

and it's an interception!
HE-COULD-GO-ALL-THE-WAY..
pic six!

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port-a-potty

noun The correct spelling for that portable plastic toilet you see outdoors at sporting events, the park, construction sites, the sn00p dogg concert, etc.

when it gets cold out, you might find a homeless person sleeping in the port-a-potty

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