Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

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Batman

Polish immigrant name for a man's penis. Originates from Polish not knowing the correct word when naming calling or making a request, and using American-inspired TV shows that are imported into their 34 foot diameter satellite dishes.

Anne: You shut your mouth or I will punch you in the batman

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Right Pair of Fags

Common insult and greeting used by pikeys. It is used regardless of whether the pikey is talking to 2 people. Possibly caused by lead poisoning after stealing metal from church roofs.

Shemus: What are you looking at you right pair of fags
Single Bystander: What are you talking about you stupid ginger cunt, I am the only one here.