Hummus

Mashed chickpeas seasoned with lemon, pepper, and salt. It is usually served with vegetables, pretzel chips, and pita. Occasionally it is used as a face mask. The ingredients in hummus can vary as they come in a variety of flavors. Rich people eat this sh*t. In addition, hummus has the consistency of diarrhea. Enjoy!

In a lunch room:
Poor kid that shops at Dollar Tree: “Son! Who tf took a dump in yo lunch bag?!?!”
Rich kid: “My mother. And it’s called Hummus.”

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