suspension bridge

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).

"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."

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Quien es su padre

Spanish way of saying "Who's your daddy?"

Que es mi nombre bitch...Quien es su padre?

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come get a taste

1. Used as a term for intimidation.

2. A phrase directed toward a female, as a pick up line.

Alex: After I dunked on him, I twiddled my fingers and said, "Come get a taste!"

Dan: I saw this girl in the store, and I looked at her and said "Come get a taste!"

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restage and guidage

When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.

Steve was plowing her in Restage and Guidage mode.

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marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.

Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.

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leverage mount

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you place your foot on a nearby coffee table or other raised surface for better leverage during the mounting.

I started to slip during my mountage, so I had to commence a leverage mount job.

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Homosexual to the Max

Also known as "H2M"

When something or someone is so homosexual, it/they are homosexual to the max. Used with hand symbols, forming an H, two fingers, followed by a "M" shape.

Richard: MAN! All-nigthers are Homosexual to the MAX!

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