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chili shitters

Illegal Mescans from Mexico. Friends of George Bush.

The Rio Grande border towns in Texas are full of chili shitters trying to get farther inland to find a job.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

15πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


male fraud

a manly, muscular homosexual

Rock Hudson was so macho he should have been arrested for male fraud right there on the set in the arms of Jane Wyman.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

28πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.

Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

36πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 21, 2005

630πŸ‘ 250πŸ‘Ž


solid quarter

n. In ebonics the coin with George Washington's picture on the obverse side. It can be 'broken' into several combinations of lesser valued coins.

Shi'thead to the grocery store cashier, "Give me a solid quarter for these two dimes and a nickel."

by Richard Black September 25, 2007

26πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


deepthroat

A technique of fellatio in which one takes the complete penis shaft into the mouth/throat and buries his/her face into the pubes of the receiver. A delicate procedure which takes practice. Start with shorter lengths and graduate to a massive black cock of 11.5". The release of the semen at this point is enjoyable for both parties and the giver leaves without semen breath.

Kiersten did her homework before she deepthroated Tyrone's foot long member. Tyrone was escatic to have ejaculated in Kiersten's esophagus. They both felt so warm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

645πŸ‘ 428πŸ‘Ž


da Sip

N. for the state of Mississippi.

More than slang, da Sip is the ebonics term for the state of Mississippi, USA, most always spoken by minorities who are too lazy to speak all of the syllables of the correct pronunciation for the word.

"Hey, bro'," (from Chicago visiting his onty in Mississippi), "Didja come down to da Sip to get a white girl? Be careful and remember Emmitt Till! You dun wanna go back in a box!"

Even heard by Ms. Vivian Brown on the WEATHER CHANNEL, who is from Jackson, Mississippi. "There will be moderate to heavy thundershowers over the centarl part of da Sip this morning, near Jackson in particular."

by Richard Black September 14, 2007

15πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž