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vinegar

Cheapest and handiest liquid for douching (cleansing the vagina).

Claire always carried a bottle of vinegar in her purse because she never know how many office romeos would take her to the janitor's closet during the work day at the office.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005


wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

by Richard Black September 03, 2007


gruff

In a lesbian relationship, the dominant character or 'male' is the gruff.

Wearing a boy's haircut, jeans, and tattoos, you could tell that Marty was the gruff in the relationship.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005


ecstasy

Sheer bliss; euphoria; rapture; an out of body experience as in floating on air.

When Kiersten's labia clamped down on Tyrone's eleven inches and they came together, it was all of the above.

by Richard Black March 25, 2005


duck butter

See smegma. This is a cross-reference.

Takeshia refused to give head to Tyrone because he had not pulled back is foreskin in a week.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005


Peter North load

So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.

Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005


brassiere

The halter that elevates and holds in place human mammary glands, named for the inventor Phillipelde Brassiere.

Sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell brassiere. Hardly any store advertises or customers ask for brassieres today. It's simply bra.

Dagmar had a hard time finding a store that sold 44DDD bras.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005