packin

The size of your penis.

Hey, Shi'Thead, how much you packin? I see quite a levi bulge in your jeans.

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jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

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troll

Usually an older, fat homosexual who can no longer attract a trick but wants to watch or interrupt those who are tricking. Often seen in secluded areas where there are public homosexual acts.

Jake had just gone down on his knees to give Tyrone some head, when out of nowhere walks up this fat troll.

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quietus

end; cessation. The noun form of the verb/adjective quiet.

When the principal of the high school found out the football team was bulking up on steroids, he put the quietus to the practice.

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vinegar

Cheapest and handiest liquid for douching (cleansing the vagina).

Claire always carried a bottle of vinegar in her purse because she never know how many office romeos would take her to the janitor's closet during the work day at the office.

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wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

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crisco

Lubricant used in fisting.

The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.

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