rose bud

An enflamed hemorhoid.

Joe could hardly use the cheap, one-ply office toilet paper because his rose bud was so tender.

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swell

n. a hobo or hobo clown

Fred Astaire and Judy Garland were a couple of swells in the movie 'Easter Parade.'

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bad

adj. good. Once antonyms, now synonyms in ebonics.

One library patron to another:

"Eric Jerome Dickey's novels SLEEPING WITH STRANGERS and WAKING WITH ENEMIES are sequels that are really bad. They are page turners, and I can hardly wait for his next novel. He is one bad writer."

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horny

adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.

Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.

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sphincter

Circular muscle in the anus; can be developed in gay anal sex receivers to clamp down on the penis and give pleasure to the giver, often making them ejaculate, depending on the skill of the receiver.

Peter Goesinya always like to fuck Chuck because Chuck's sphincter muscle had been well trained and was always used at just the right time.

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shitteree

A nasty disagreement that could lead to dire consequences.

Since the Board of Directors is so divided, do you expect this to develop into a shitteree?

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puke

ejaculate or sperm being expelled from the penis

Takeshia was playing with Tyrone's big erected pecker. She kissed it, it puked on her, so she broke its neck and it collapsed.

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