making out

In my teenage period (1950s) making out was 'going all the way.' Sometime since, making out has come to mean petting (groping, touching, fondling). The word petting seems to be vanishing in the 21st Century.

Before grandfather and grandmother married, they had sexual intercourse (fucked) in their teens but that sounded so harsh, so they called it making out.

Today, making out is just fooling around, groping, and touching, but not having intercourse.

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making out

Sexual intercourse; having sex; fucking

Tyrone pulled off Kiersten's bathing suit bottom, inserted his ram-rod and started making out right there on the beach.

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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

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Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

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hair pie

a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ

Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie

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Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

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low hangers

nuts like a billy goat.

Matt could feel the banging of Chuck's low hangers against his ass cheeks as Chuck pistoned in and out of Matt's hairy hole.

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