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levi bulge

A mound in denim jeans on a male to the immediate right or left of his crotch where his tight jeans have shifted his dick and balls. Usually seen on hung guys and cowboys.

Gawd, did you see the levi bulge on that bareback bull rider?

by Richard Black March 12, 2005


blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

by Richard Black April 02, 2005


bikini wax

pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch

Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005


fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black September 21, 2005


jury

In ebonics, the black word for jewelry.

Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.

by Richard Black March 29, 2005


g-spot

n. The prostate gland in the male.

When massaged by urologist, proctologist, or sex partner, either by finger or penis, the gland releases a clear lubricant (precum) for sperm ejaculation. During the massage the receiver feels the same sensation as ejaculation though he only ejects lubricant, not sperm in itself.

Man, when I want my ass fucked, I want it done right by a ten inch dick that can massage my prostate.

The urologists in the CME2P clinic got a kick out of milking the old men's prostates.

by Richard Black April 24, 2005


facial

n. a form of birth control

Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005