facial

n. a form of birth control

Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.

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bikini wax

pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch

Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.

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fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

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jury

In ebonics, the black word for jewelry.

Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.

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g-spot

n. The prostate gland in the male.

When massaged by urologist, proctologist, or sex partner, either by finger or penis, the gland releases a clear lubricant (precum) for sperm ejaculation. During the massage the receiver feels the same sensation as ejaculation though he only ejects lubricant, not sperm in itself.

Man, when I want my ass fucked, I want it done right by a ten inch dick that can massage my prostate.

The urologists in the CME2P clinic got a kick out of milking the old men's prostates.

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gay

An acceptable girl's name into the 1960s.

Gay Anne Rhimes was homecoming queen at Central High in 1964.

Kathryn Gay Montgomery was queen in 1965.

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milky way

An orgasim in either a male or female; ejaculation.

Tyrone and Takeshia climaxed at the same time, resulting in a great milky way as both were having unprotected sex and there was nothing to stop the flow of the ebony custard.

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