tapioca cum

Cum that has little lumps of a clear crystal liquid.

Takeshia nearly strangled on Tyrone's tapioca cum when he unloaded on her tonsils.

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numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

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house boy

During slavery, a favored, nice-looking male chattel who was a servant for the his owner's family inside the big house. Envied and often detested by other slaves his age. What is little known is his special bedroom service to the mistress of the house when the master was gone especially if he was near or over eighteen years of age.

Marse Connell returned from Utlanna a full night early and found Sam and Miss Nellie in bed together, a candle glistening on Sam's naked back when Marse pulled back the bed covers. Marse walked down the hall, got a double barrel shotgun, returned to the bedroom and blew Sam away.

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missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

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cooties

Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.

Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.

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boi pussy

Also man pussy. The rectum of the receiving homosexual partner.

Jim had control over his pussy muscles and could literally contract and relax control over his lover's shaft, often bringing on a sooner than expected orgasm, often with more intensity.

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I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.

Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!

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