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foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.

Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.

by Richard Black September 30, 2005


package

The outline or bulge of the male genetial as visualized on one wearing tight blue jeans.

God, man, did you see the package on that cowboy?

by Richard Black February 28, 2005


turd in a punchbowl

Something that does not go over very well.

Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.

by Richard Black March 04, 2005


bug chaser

One who is deliberately having unprotected anal sex in order to be infected with HIV, particularly if his lover has it. This is done to show true love and devotion in the gay union or to commiserate (share the pain of HIV) with his lover.

Bob was infected with HIV before he met Ray. Ray was so in love with Bob that he wanted to experience everything with his lover, including HIV.

by Richard Black March 03, 2005


child support

n. Money garnisheed from a father's salary check to help support his children.

Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again.

by Richard Black May 06, 2005


insatiable

adj. cannot be satisfied; must have more

Tyrone masturbates three or four times a morning while he is shaving or showering in preparation for spending the day with Brie Ann. He can lay with her for hours and bust even more nuts, so it is safe to say he has a sex drive that is insatiable.

by Richard Black May 04, 2005


Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005