mescan

Now living in Texas, one of Mescan heritage.

Since President Bush opened the borders, the whole state of Texas is overrun by Mescans.

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shawty

a short-changed black man; one with a short dick.

Ruby lost her horniness when she got home and in bed with Sam and found out his dick was the size of her tube of lipstick. She had accidentally picked up a shawty at the bar.

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mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

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unwed mother

n. mother who bears children out of wedlock

Brie Ann has borne three children out of wedlock by Tyrone. Their union is without benefits of clergy so she is an unwed mother. Tyrone has children by Amber, Kiersten and Takeshia. He thinks there are others but is not sure.

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RU14692

A sentence meaning:

Are you one for sixty-nine, too?

Written on toilet walls in solicitation of a mutual blowjob, usually followed by telephone numbers. The two partners lie against each other with their heads in the other's crotch and perform fellatio.

Chuck had written RU14692 under the glory hole in every stall in most of the tea rooms along the South beach.

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rough trade

Dirty poor white trash or rednecks who want a good blow job but have a macho nature about them that says no; may or may not rough up the giver just a bit.

Sandy preferred rough trade when he was horny and wanted to give somebody a blow job. He liked being called names and getting slapped around. He also liked smegma.

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wax

male hair goo for butch (crew) hair cuts

Wait, Myrna, turn in here at the corner drug. I need to get some butch wax before we go to the prom.

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