quim de la quim

n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.

With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.

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stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.

Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.

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beer cum

Foul tasting semen from someone who has been drinking and has ejaculated in the mouth of someone who has not been drinking.

Kelvin didn't like to trick at clubs or parties because he did not like the taste of beer cum.

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scumbag

A used condom full of semen.

Two gays walked down Lovers Lane early Sunday morning looking for fresh scumbags for a morning appetizer.

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wigger

A white nigger; a white person who dresses, emulates and otherwise lives as a black person.

Senator Byrd of WV used the term 'white nigger' on the floor of the U. S. Senate. It is in the congressional record and was used as in the above definition with reference to people being on welfare, foodstamps, medicade, etc. The term 'white nigger' is in the Congressional Record and the senator was not reprimanded for using it.

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tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

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Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

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