numbnut

A retarted male who has been castrated so that he will not rape a girl and produce another retard.

The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.

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duck butter

See smegma. This is a cross-reference.

Takeshia refused to give head to Tyrone because he had not pulled back is foreskin in a week.

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Peter North load

So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.

Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.

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the sugar

In the black community, when someone has diabetes, the person is said to have 'the sugar.'

Sis. Vanessa she so fat and bad about her diet she done come down with the sugar. That ain't good with the high blood either, which she done had.

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hoosier daddy

Compressed ebonic sentence for "Who is your daddy?" Often heard in Indiana ghettos.

When Shi'Teshia and Shi'Thead went to the PTA open house with their parents and saw Dyslexia Carbunkle and huh motha hangin' around several unattached men, they asked, "Hoosier daddy?"

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reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

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levi bulge

A mound in denim jeans on a male to the immediate right or left of his crotch where his tight jeans have shifted his dick and balls. Usually seen on hung guys and cowboys.

Gawd, did you see the levi bulge on that bareback bull rider?

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