Walnut Juice

Derived from the appearance of the scrotum in cold weather, Walnut Juice refers to the ejaculate of a human male. The Walnut Juice is often placed on the face of a parter during mating rituals.

As Shakespeare wrote "Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this thundercock;
And all the clouds that low'r'd walnut juice upon our house
In the deep bosom of the drunken sluts."

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Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

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