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When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
Iâm staining the door tonight with my girl, but Iâm not going to varnish the door until tomorrow
When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after âstaining the door â or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color
My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.
Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging
âDude I just ate a girl out and didnât realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.â
âIâm sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.â
Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"
What did you do this weekend?
I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.
How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.
The combination of getting hammered on Zoom
I got Zammered last night with my pals, and relived our best "Mc and Dickin" stories
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The DB Cooper is like the stranger except you do it on the airplane and wrap your hand under the armrest so you think your neighbor was doing it.
Dude, I sat next to Andre on the plane and when he saw me giving myself a D.B. Cooper, and said, "what the fuck man!" Then I skydived out of the airplane.
Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.
What are you up to honey.
Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.
Oh honey Iâm proud of you for finally doing some house work.
Yes. Thatâs what Iâm doing. Making you proud.