Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

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Mount Toby Day

A Leverett based holiday celebrating Mount toby and all it's splendor. There is usually a small festival on top where some long haired leaping gnomes dance naked as the sun sets. Celebrated on july 10-11.

This Mount Toby Day we should merge with Billy Crystal Day

toddler

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...

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maudahbee

The Aztec god of drunkenly desecrating women. A vital member of The Justice League of America.

I know Maudahbee is looking down on this moment with a smiling erection.

Gladheateher

When pronounced sounds like gladiator. A young man that feels very glad and accomplished (like a roman worrier) after a girl has let him eat her out.
GLAD HE ATE HER

Tom is the most triumphant Gladheateher in all of Rome

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