Whopper Mile

Eat a Whopper. Run 1 lap around a high school track.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.
Eat another Whopper. Run another lap.

First one to finish without barfing wins.

We had 8 people start the Whopper Mile contest, but only 3 finished. What a mess.

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famous

When significantly more people than you know know you, then you are famous.

I never thought that the streaking incident at the football game would make me famous, but everybody remembers my face

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Midnight Rule

When studying for an exam, anything learned after midnight will be forgotten the next day.

I stayed up all night cramming, but didn't do well on the test because I was so tired. Should have remembered the midnight rule and gotten a good night's sleep.

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