Paper clip

A metal clip that holds paper together.

Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.

corpsey

The deceased protagonist in the novel, "Corpsey the Bear."

1. Corpsey was once called Walter, but as he's decomposing, he is referred to as "Corpsey".

2. He looks kinda' "Corpsey."