A metal clip that holds paper together.
Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?
Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.
Chas. Manson: You don't mean...
Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.
Chas. Manson: Damn!
Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.
Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.
Son of Sam: Prick.
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The deceased protagonist in the novel, "Corpsey the Bear."
1. Corpsey was once called Walter, but as he's decomposing, he is referred to as "Corpsey".
2. He looks kinda' "Corpsey."
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